Glittering in the Gutter

homo-online:

Why does a “serious” site have porn? Well, first and foremost we love porn!

Second, we’re not a “serious” site, we know that confuses the politically correct squad and their rainbow fairyland ideas. That’s the point. No, we are seriously unserious, but you have to be swift to get the joke. 

Third, porn repels people we don’t want around. It’s our prude repellent, our sexy scarecrow all bound and gagged keeps out the riff raff. If you don’t have a taste for homo cock, you’re in the wrong place. So glad you could come, good-bye. 

Forth, we find most of the interesting/radical depictions of homo life today are not in the “pride parade albumn”, but in porno. We eschew the “official” —- read corporatist —- press’s use of “the GLBTQ narrative” (whatever the hell that is). Can no one else see that homosexuals are being done by an undemocratic, false and conformist project that aims toward their pacification? No, having a few (misguided) political aims does not make you a community. By night, we Homos sail our dark little ship right up the crack between the Scylla of the Politically Correct and Charybdis of bourgeois colonization.  

Anyway, the dreary and unholy alliance between the liberationist bureaucrats and  and ad Money that has made a once exciting city into a tedious refugee camp sends us down the stairs to our pornographer’s basement. In our man-lair we are and there we’ll remain. In fact we only resurface to the mainstream to mock the straight-gay tribe and their pathetic ways. We’ll clue you into to a secret history that makes us a much better choice for the right men. 

Come down into our darkness if you’d like to think, scheme, fuck and laugh with us.  

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mattachinereview:

oh I don’t particularly like what he’s chosen to wear this piece with, but I want it very badly

(Source: cylindricalmess)

motherjones:

GOOD FRICKING QUESTION.